So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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