and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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