We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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