i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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