i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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