You're completely useless in the revolution.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize