so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
