i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I met the friendliest cop last night
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
