maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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