Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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