so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
There's even glitter on my cock...
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