some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
thus making me awesome and them whores
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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