When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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