the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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