is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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