Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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