I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drinking out of a sandbucket again
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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