Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
that's not how you spell hell yes.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.