these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
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just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
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Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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