Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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