I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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