whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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