If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic