Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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