doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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