please come you make the beer taste better
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Couch. On fire.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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