ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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