Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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