I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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