I want you more than these girls want KFC
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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