I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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