If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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