mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
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Only a mothe r could love this liver
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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