I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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