sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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