nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I pour the whiskey from now on
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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