puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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