An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Farmville is her only friend.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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