playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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