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  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.

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  (412): I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here. http://tfl.nu/0gmn
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  (601): View more from Mississippi

  is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?

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  (601): is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ? http://tfl.nu/isdq
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind

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  Well it worked

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  Not the point

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  (330): The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind (1-330): Well it worked (330): Not the point http://tfl.nu/mxs7
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  (847): View more from Illinois

  He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned

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  (847): He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned http://tfl.nu/f6cf
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  (479): View more from Arkansas

  In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.

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  (479): In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony. http://tfl.nu/h4yi
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  (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?

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  (780): So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends? http://tfl.nu/kqn5
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  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.

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  (570): Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days. http://tfl.nu/pn6d
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  (315): View more from New York

  I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer

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  (315): I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer http://tfl.nu/lerj
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  (210): View more from Texas

  I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy

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  (210): I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy http://tfl.nu/96zr
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  (310): View more from California

  Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.

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  (310): Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded. http://tfl.nu/s8id
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  (601): View more from Mississippi

  This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.

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  (601): This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt. http://tfl.nu/idus
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  (505): View more from New Mexico

  I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch

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  (505): I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch http://tfl.nu/ri64
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  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital

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  (403): We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital http://tfl.nu/szef
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  (501): View more from Arkansas

  He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming

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  (501): He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming http://tfl.nu/cp16
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  (256): View more from Alabama

  the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people

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  (256): the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people http://tfl.nu/vl53
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