sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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