I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
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I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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