I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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