at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Randomize
