life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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