i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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