just come out here and I will go home with you...
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
