shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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