I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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