i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Barsexuality is the new black.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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