Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
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