We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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