We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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