'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
That reminds me...we need to get swords
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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