butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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