rhymes with "ouble enetration"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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