no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
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I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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