Porn is love you can see.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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