okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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